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I see you every Tuesday and Thursday, right by the compass, around 11:50 on the way to my noon class in DRL. I try to avert my eyes, but you know my tricks. Oh, you. You just call out a gentle 'Good day how are you?' And then as I keep walking and say nothing, a 'Hope you have a good day rest of your day'. If you feel the same way, tell me by the compass tomorrow at 11:50 am.
I'm the person on Locust who ignores you completely.
Psych 001 Boy with Beyoncé Ringtone
You're rude as hell. You showed up twenty minutes late to our 600 person lecture, scooted right over me to get the very center of the aisle. Who does that? Then, your phone began to blast Love On Top right as the professor began talking about Classical Conditioning. I don't know what that's all about, but I do know that song gives me life. We should get brunch sometime.
I'm the girl in green that you hit with your backpack.
Starbucks Under Commoner
You were wearing a Wharton t-shirt and jeans, your hair was in a ponytail, and you looked just a bit tired. I saw as you knocked your freshly ordered venti iced coffee right into the trash, and I just wanted to let you know that you're not alone- it's happened to me before. Let's get coffee sometime. We're all garbage.