Beyoncé's Twins Already Accepted to Penn

Just hours after Beyoncé announced that she's pregnant with twins, the superstar received more good news. Her unborn children have just been offered admission to the University of Pennsylvania, a significant break from the tradition of not accepting people until they formally apply, or at least until their parents write a sizable check.

An anonymous source from the Office of Admissions told us that Beyoncé's children would be "an excellent addition to our campus, in many ways." The source denied that the acceptances had anything to do with currently-unborn children's famous parents, assuring us that "the decision was based far more on their predicted test scores and imagined application essays than their last name." UTB was not convinced, especially when the source claimed he'd never heard of Beyoncé or Jay Z.

Beyoncé's children will likely attend Penn, if they choose to do so, at the same time as John Legend and Chrissy Teigen's daughter, graduating in 2038 or 2039. Congratulations to the Carter family! 

No word on whether or not this class about Beyoncé will still be offered by the time the Carter children arrive on campus.