Satire  Published 12/13/16 4:39pm

Gingerbread Goldman Sachs Wins Competition At Winter Whartonland

The results of Winter Whartonland's gingerbread house competition have been hotly anticipated, but they come as no surprise. The grand prize winner was a gingerbread recreation of 30 Hudson Street, Jersey City, New Jersey, better known as the Goldman Sachs Tower.

"Not only is it home to a fantastic company, but it's also the tallest building in New Jersey," one student who attended the event told us. "The judges made the right choice."

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