Decisive Metro Bakery Poll Favors Clinton, Your Move Nate Silver

As you can see, Metropolitan Bakery & Cafe conducted a poll today that was free of any type of bias. The MBC is the new gold standard of polling, and current models heavily favor Hillary Clinton in today's election. The manager told us that MBC projects Clinton to earn 126% of the vote in all 50 states, US territories, and also Ontario. 

Nate Silver, de-facto king of polls and slayer of HuffPo dickheads, the ball is in your court.