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 Published 11/29/16 5:51pm

Click Here To See Why Global Warming Is A Scam


You may have noticed that it has been unusually warm for November. Some people are blaming global warming. But, scientists, the media, and our government are missing one crucial piece of evidence against this so-called "global warming" - Club Penguin. Riddle me this - if Earth's average surface temperature is increasing due to rising levels of greenhouse gases, then how is the Blizzard community in Club Penguin chilly and thriving? If climate change truly exists, then how are snow ball fights breaking out at the Ski Lodge on a daily basis? If there really is a sustained increase in temperatures around the globe, then why are all the stylish penguins still wearing the Santa hats they won at that Member Igloo Party? Chew on that, readers. 

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