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ShutterButton: My Savior, My Bernie

While the Christians were out hunting for eggs, and the rest of us were stealing chocolates from well-meaning evangelists, there was still one crusader out there, one dogged Bernie Bro who didn’t take the resurrection of Jesus as an excuse to stop his holy work.

Now if we put aside the very minor point that Sanders is Jewish, we kind of get where this Bernie Bro is coming from. Both the J-man and Sanders engaged in woodwork in the early parts of their careers and dedicated the latter part of their lives to fighting an unjust political system. Most importantly, like the son of God himself, Sanders often provides a light in the dark, depressing cave of this election. Disappointed in Hillary-Super-Predator-Clinton? Bernii-San is here. Grossed out by Trump’s comments on women? Bernii-San’s got you.

The voice of compassion in a noisy room – pity he still doesn’t match up to our own endorsement, the one and only Vermin Supreme.

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