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Features  Published 02/16/16 2:00pm

ShutterButton: Assassination In Van Pelt


Van Pelt has always been depressing, but this dead mouse really brings it to a new low. If you’ve kept up with our regular tracking of the Mousies of UPENN (Ed. Note: This is a Facebook page waiting to happen...), you would know that our furry friends have been spotted frolicking in Steiny DJoe’s Cafe, and various dining halls. This, however, is the first time we are reporting a casualty. Perhaps he was scurrying to USC for one of the swivel chairs with faux-ergonomic backrests? Or maybe he was headed to the toilet for a sniff of some mid-paper cocaine? In any case, this mouse was one of us. RIP little buddy.

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