As Big Man On Campus approaches tonight, it can be hard to remember that size isn't everything. Since it's not always about who can win over the crowd with a semi-clothed dance routine at the Roxxy, but rather who can look the most adorable when shrunk to the size of a squirrel's playmate, we've worked some Disney magic on this year's BMOC contenders. Ladies and gents, here are your 2015 Small Man on Campus contestants!
Teeny Chris Gabos huddles over a roaring Houston fire, alone in the wee hours of night. This is where he comes to think, away from the hullabaloo of the normal-size students. And to plot his revenge, of course.
"I'm safe," squeaks miniature Arthur Rempel, breathing a sigh of relief. "Thank goodness I could find emergency shelter from the Castle arson in this little cranny. Robert Indiana, I am indebted to you for the rest of my itty-bitty life."
Itsy-bitsy Brian Foley pals around with his squirrel bestie, Rob. They lived together in Hill freshman year. Third floor Blue forever, man.
"Screw Dickens," chirps Tiny Tim Mason. "Also, why am I in the Engineering Quad? I took Geology last year." Life is full of mysteries, Tiny Tim.
You're getting good at this. Can you spot this Small Man Slightly-Off Campus? Pocket-sized Jonah Campbell throws what he knows before heading into Copa to sip some Margz out of a thimble. Good for you, Jonah. You deserve it.