Penn Study Proves That The Internet Just Got Worse

As if it wasn't already hard enough to maintain your social media presence, a study conducted right here at Penn says scientists can now tell how much money you make based solely on your Twitter. 

Starting now, on top of deciding whether or not to use punctuation in your tweets, you also have to determine what socioeconomic vibe you want to give off... According to the study, emotions are for poor people, and the haves whine about politics, while the have-nots complain about personal problems. 

So next time you feel called to subtweet the chick in your math lecture that's hacking up a lung, you might first want to ask yourself, "does this tweet make me look poor?" 

What a time to be alive!