SAE And APES Reach New Levels Of Desperation

We've all seen the plethora of frat events on Facebook, notifying us of parties that only slightly follow through on their promised themes. (Does anyone actually wear all-white to a frat house, anyway? That's just asking for trouble.) SAE and APES, however, have taken their advertisement strategies to a whole new level. 

Though one would expect tickets to practically sell themselves to a Halloween downtown – especially when it's at Rumor – these bros have decided to err on the side of caution. It appears they forked over some serious cash to Facebook to promote their event. Although this has just the slightest taste of desperation, who can blame them? This is honestly a really good way to prove that your LinkedIn profile, which lists one of your skills as "Facebook," is accurate. 

So go ahead and buy your ticket – it's not as if Halloween is in a month or anything.