Tonight: Hill Corrupts Your Innocence With Résumés and Cover Letters

As if we weren't freaked out about applying for internships already, Hill really went for it with this possibly BDSM-themed résumé workshop. Maybe Anastasia should have opted for "new adventures on Capitol Hill, the Wall Street, bay area...you name it," (unclear if we want this person editing our cover letters) instead of a lame internship in Christian Grey's sex dungeon (we can't all get Goldman). Anyway, thanks for sexily trying to save us from a summer spent on our parents' couch, Hill.