Saladworks Files For Bankruptcy, World Continues To Turn

Say goodbye to your fourth favorite salad place on campus, as we’ve just received word that Saladworks is filing for bankruptcy. Although we can’t say for sure why it didn’t work out, we have to assume that it’s either the lack of exposed brick or the bad name. And so, being the generous blog we are, we’ve decided to suggest a few alternative names for Saladworks that might have helped it stay afloat.

• Saladwerks: This name would have attracted a whole slew of millennials expecting a Beyoncé-themed restaurant.
• Saladtwerks: Think of all the Miley Cyrus salads they could have made! The “We Can’t Stop (Putting On Dressing)” would have saved the company.
• Saladlurks: Perfect for salads and people watching. It would have made a sad excuse for a meal a little brighter.
• Saladjerks: Y’know how nice guys finish last. Same goes for salad places.
• Chili's: Maybe we're still bitter about it closing, but let's be honest here: you would've gone in.