New App Is GrubHub For Rich People

Nothing gold can stay, and boy was Robert Frost right. As an Ivy Leaguer, he knew how hard it is to prove one's cultural elitism since it seems like everyone is taking an Uber to Whisper in their Moncler. It's just getting really hard out there to prove you're high society. Luckily, there's a solution.

Caviar is like GrubHub except it's not for commoners. It has real-time GPS tracking and delivers from the best (read: $$$$$) restaurants in town. Want lobster, seared almond-crusted salmon, or even FEDERAL DONUTS? Interested in 1-year aged black footed pig tapas, grilled New York sirloin, or any dish from the Number 2 Best New Restaurant in America? Caviar has you covered. Study in style in Huntsman, and forget all the crushing inequality in the world. Real talk.