While Supplies Last: Saxbys Offers Granola With a Literal Clump of Hair

Oh Saxybs. We expect nothing of you yet you still somehow manage to let us down. In this addition to our endless list of  campus food fuckups, it appears that one of the granola cups comes with a little extra fiber. Maybe they're doing a golden ticket thing where if you're lucky enough to get a hair clump, you get to go to the wig factory where they process their granola. BLEGHK. Saxbys? More like sux, bye!