Now that it's officially August, we're starting our NSO countdown, because tbh we're ready to go back and start a new year. And what better way to ring in a new year than to give the new class a "formal" introduction?
Oh dear freshman, we're usually pretty lenient: we'll let you get into our parties even if your ratio is off, we'll let you keep your precious little meal swipes (for now), and we'll let a lot of the shit you do go because we wouldn't expect such plebeians to know the drill.
But then we saw this, and we just couldn't help ourselves. Follow along as we give praise to the 10 lamest posts on the Penn '18 Facebook page. Let this be a lesson, ducklings: what you write on the Internet lives on forever.
*Oh, and we don't give a fuck about your grades.10. Most likely to knock on your dorm room at odd hours of the day (and night) and not leave. The last person we'd "make a promise" to is a random kid in our 2,000-person class who WE DON'T EVEN KNOW. Thanks for the showing us what we're in for, Class of 2018! May we continue to feature your cringe-worthy behavior on our blog all year long. Cheers!