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Chasing Amy: Melons For Melons For Madame Prez

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Congrats, Pike. Your Melons for Melons fundraiser got everyone's dream patron: A-Gut herself! The watermelon slices were being sold for $1 to support breast cancer research, and Amy (who's been chilling on campus more than we're used to) donated. It'll be hard to part with a bill of currency held by the blonde bombshell, but we hope Pike gives it to the greater good. (Known for her generosity, we're inclined to think Amy G spared more than a single.) The kicker: sources confirm Madame President declined the watermelon after donating, even after a bro assured her "they're very low-cal." Gutmann's not known for eating ever in public, so we're not surprised – but this refusal is coming from the woman who said she makes Baked Alaska and once went to Capo.

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