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News  Published 09/16/13 4:12pm

Penn Woman Goes Wee-Wee On Wawa Floor

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Unfortunately, this is not a joke. Fortunately, we decided not to post a photo of urine on the Wawa sales floor.

We thought the sighting of the Penn Pooper would be enough to convince students that public excrement emancipation is frowned upon (at least in UCity), but clearly we failed. At approximately 2:30am a few nights ago, we received this tip:

Uh a girl just peed on the floor in Wawa. She also stayed to shop and had to be forcibly ejected.Why, Wawa Wee-Wee Woman?

On a more sanitary note, we later found out that her blessed friends stayed in Wawa to pick up her sandwich and other dining accoutrements before fleeing the scene.

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