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News  Published 09/13/13 3:55pm

Penn Man Poops, Flees

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As you may have noticed, our tip box is back in action as of today! As if on cue, we received a delicious tip about some late-night poopin' outside the TEP house.

According to the tipster, a (very inebriated) Penn kid was spotted droppin' trou and lettin' loose in the bushes in the wee hours this morning near 39th and Spruce. Once apprehended, the fearless fecal felon sprinted away into the night shouting "I'm OK!" Of course you are, friend. Exhibitionism is in the air; Merry Tipmas, everyone!

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