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News  Published 02/22/13 1:57pm

"Submit Your Dirtiest Secrets"

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If Penn Backhanded Compliments and Penn Admirers had a rebellious love child, it would be Penn Hookups. This latest Facebook friend you can't resist accepting wants all the steamy, laughable, and disturbing details from your campus bedroom romps. Be them hookups so good you can't help bragging about, or failures so embarrassing they can only be spoken of anonymously, Penn Hookups wants them all.

So collect your stories of bizarre fetishes and hallcest gone wrong and give them as a gift to a curious public. The blog is still awaiting submissions.

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