It's just about lunchtime. How much does your sandwich suck? Kidding, we love those (just not the gross ones from Mark's Cafe — could they use any more mayo?!). Here's a better question: have you seen the Dining Guide? If not, get it. NOW. 34th Street's reviewed 20 of Philly's best spots to get grub happy, and none of them involve truffle oil, raw dieting, or fried-cricket-tacos, which do exist. Pick up a copy before they're all gone. Just don't eat it.