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 Published 01/21/13 12:18pm

Why Did You Steal The Small Tree Outside Metro?

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If you stole one of the small trees from outside Metro, the fine dining establishment (prone to many petty thefts) asks that you please return it. And don't try to compensate with a larger, better tree that you found outside Tap House, okay, wise guy? They just want their original small tree back. There is planter symmetry at stake!

In other news, who stole the grilled onion cheddar burger sign from McDonald's?

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