Election Day is this Tuesday, November 6th. That's tomorrow. From 7 a.m. - 8 p.m. YOU! choose the prez, so get out there and show the world that you're above 18. To help you prepare for the big day, here's a few helpful voting tips:
1) Pooping in the booth is socially frowned upon, so do your business beforehand.
2) The lever is shaped kind of like a penis. Have it your way.
3) Bring hand sanitizer. You don't know what's been on/around those levers. See #2.
4) Do not put super glue on any of the levers. That's
5) Election day ? Erection day. At least not while you're in line, OK?
Polls Open 7 a.m. -- 8 p.m. Everyone in line at 8 p.m. may vote. Poll locations listed below.
You do not have to show a photo ID to vote, but if you are a new voter in the division where you will vote, you must bring identification when you come to vote - whether it be a driver's license, a student/employee ID with photo, passport, voter registration card, current bank statement, or a paycheck with the address where you are registered. Aka bring your PennCards and you won't have no hassle.
The voting locations with the highest concentration of Penn students are going to be the most overrun. Allot about 30-45 minutes to vote, although it'll probably take much less time.Division # Address
1 4247 Locust St., Fairfax Apts.
2 4400 Baltimore Ave., HMS School
3 & 11 3609 Chestnut St., Rehab Center
4 & 12 51st & Greenway Ave., Comegys School
5 Civic House, 3914 Locust Walk
6 & 13 42nd & Ludlow Sts., School (side entrance)
7 600 S. 43rd St., Rosenberger Hall
8 & 9 40th & Walnut St., Library (enter from Walnut St.)
10 & 14 257 S. 45th St., Spruce Hill Office
17 Reba Brown Apts 1450 S. 50th St.
15 & 16 47th & Woodland, Rec. Center
18 Vance Hall, 3733 Spruce
19 Hill House, 3333 Walnut St.
20 Harrison House, 3910 Irving
21 Harnwell House, 3820 Locust Walk
22 Houston Hall, 3417 Spruce St.
23 4247 Locust St., Fairfax Apts.