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News  Published 04/26/12 7:21pm

Getting Steamy With Alpha Phi

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Some phriendly advice to all the ladies getting ready phor phormals: the proper way to steam a dress is to use a steamer, not to run a shower as hot as possible, accidentally set off the phire alarm, and have a phire truck pull up to your phront door.

That is all.

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