Published 03/29/12 5:00pm

Holla, 2016!


Congrats to all the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed high school seniors who just received admission to the glorious University of Pennsylvania! You are the 12.3%. (But really, you're the 1%!—if you still find that reference funny.) This acceptance not only validates all your hard work, but it justifies the countless hours you've wasted reading a blog from a college you don't even attend...yet.

In preparation for your upcoming four-year journey, should you choose Penn, keep in mind the following: come September, Amy Gutmann will be your Queen, Ben Franklin your guardian angel, sector requirements your worst enemies, and Mr. and Mrs. Bui your ultimate saviors.

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