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News  Published 03/23/12 10:57am

Bare Your Acting Chops For Some (D.P.) Dough

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Looking for fame? Fortune? A 10% discount on all future orders of two or more calzones (some restrictions may apply)? This probably isn't the opportunity to find them, but we do encourage you to cast your dignity aside and do whatever it takes to get cast in what's sure to be a Clio-nominated commercial.  The ideal candidate probably embodies the spirit of the D.P. Dough calzone: always freshly baked.

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