"What's up everybody? This is your man DJ [adjective] [noun] here at WXPN shoutin' out on the airwaves. The year is 1952 and there is pretty much nothing historically noteworthy going on in the world right now. WXPN is taking requests all night, so I can guarantee some Doris Day and Nat King Cole will coming your way in just a few minutes! Stay tuned and stay classy, Pennsylvania. Unst unst unst."