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Features  Published 05/12/11 6:16pm

Things We Could Buy With Rajaratnam's Bail


In case you're too deep in Walnut Walk to read the news, our infamous alum, Raj Rajaratnam, has been found guilty on all counts in his high-profile insider trading trial. He faces up to 25 years in prison, but even before that he's got to cough up $100 million for bail. Here's some better things he could have done with that money:

In conclusion: don't insider trade.

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