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News  Published 10/04/10 4:59pm

In The Future, Douglas Will Be A Thing Of The Past

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It's true: Douglas will soon be no more. All US Douglas locations are in the process of getting turned into BlueMercury stores, so in conclusion: great! You'll still be able to get the same cosmetics, just without the indignity of getting stuck with one of those ugly light blue bags covered in doofy script. Let's hope they continue to employ that terrifying dancing man after the switch. RIP.

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