Published 07/05/09 12:46pm

If Only They Lived In The Quad

We're not sure if we even care anymore, but it appears as though Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe went all loose-lipped over at the Guardian and spilled the beans that Hermione Emma Watson is officially headed to Brown. Scout Willis (Demi and Bruce's other daughter, who was born between the one who is all up in the tabloids and the one who is "interning" at Harper's") is going there, too. The Roundup is so jealous. But, hey, at least we get Denzel's kid!

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